Santorums Email Box Exposed!

21 02 2012





Cartoon Wisdom

4 12 2011

A few good ones I’ve collected over the past few weeks. Thought I’d work them into a real post, but alas, that ain’t gonna happen today friends.

 





BwaHaHaHaHa!

6 10 2011





Shocking Photo of Rick Perry

16 09 2011

 

While I expect that real photos of  the uptight,  homophobic, happy executioner from Texas may well exist somewhere doing precisely what it appears he is doing here, he was just eating a corn dog in the wrong place at the right time.





A New Sport Has Been Invented

6 07 2011

Someone, who may or may not be my younger brother, and his coworkers have invented a new sport. Behold, Rascal Jousting!





Where to Eat?

31 03 2011

A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studies, lived on that street.

10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap, the restaurant offered free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute guys.

10 years later, the group of 35-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos were good, it was right near the gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn’t be too many whiny little kids.

10 years later, the group of 45-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big and the waiters had tight pants and nice buns.

10 years later, the group of 55-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good, the restaurant had windows that opened (in case of hot flashes), and fish is good for cholesterol

10 years later, the group of 65-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the lighting was good and the restaurant had an early bird special.

10 years later, the group of 75-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped-accessible.

10 years later, the group of 85-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.





The Case for Biblical Marriage

23 02 2011

Well, this certainly explains a lot.