I’m Gonna Need a New Insurance Company

21 04 2011

By now, my loyal readers (all three of you) are tired of hearing about Mama’s insurance drama. Nearly four months have passed since hungry burglars tore into Mama’s mobile mansion and made off with a priceless collection of jewelry, Nascar memorabilia, and fruit cocktail. Mama has given herself carpal tunnel syndrome compiling an exhausting list of the treasures taken. Her nerves have been worn to nubs as she struggled for months compiling this list. And, somewhere, I suspect, a poor insurance adjuster has taken medical leave of absence to deal with the post-traumatic stress of having been assigned my mama as a client.

But the end is nigh!

Having had her claim transferred to the “Large Loss Department” Mama reports that a settlement has been reached.


That’s right, puppies, Mama says she will be getting a check for the full amount her contents were insured for. I’m betting State Farm calculated it was cheaper to just pay her than to risk losing anymore claims adjusters.




6 responses

21 04 2011

Sweet Jesus. The insurance system is a nightmare.

21 04 2011
The Vinyl Villager

or a dream, depending on who you are. LOL

21 04 2011
noe noe girl

What’s she gonna do with all that loot?

21 04 2011
The Vinyl Villager

she’s gotta find someone to let her deposit it in their bank account first. Cause, you know, if its in her bank they might take away her free cell phone.

I sent her the contact info for a Nigerian prince that I understand has a similar problem.

23 04 2011

I love your mama posts!

23 04 2011
The Vinyl Villager

do you love em enough to adopt her? I cant handle her on my own. LOL

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