By now, my loyal readers (all three of you) are tired of hearing about Mama’s insurance drama. Nearly four months have passed since hungry burglars tore into Mama’s mobile mansion and made off with a priceless collection of jewelry, Nascar memorabilia, and fruit cocktail. Mama has given herself carpal tunnel syndrome compiling an exhausting list of the treasures taken. Her nerves have been worn to nubs as she struggled for months compiling this list. And, somewhere, I suspect, a poor insurance adjuster has taken medical leave of absence to deal with the post-traumatic stress of having been assigned my mama as a client.
But the end is nigh!
Having had her claim transferred to the “Large Loss Department” Mama reports that a settlement has been reached.
FOR THE FULL LIMITS OF THE DAMN POLICY!!!
That’s right, puppies, Mama says she will be getting a check for the full amount her contents were insured for. I’m betting State Farm calculated it was cheaper to just pay her than to risk losing anymore claims adjusters.