A friend of mine had a number of fashion rules that he felt everyone should live by. The one maxim that sticks out most in my mind is “Just because they make it in your size, does not mean you should be wearing it.”
Maybe he should have expanded that rule to say something like, “Just because you can somehow, against the laws of gravity and nature, squeeze what your mama gave you into something three sizes too small, doesn’t mean you should.”
Clearly, this woman in front of us at Target yesterday had not heard this rule. (In her defense, her two friends were dressed almost identically, except one had poured herself into a spandex version of this outfit.) Delivah Me!