Looks Like Two Pigs Fighting Under a Blanket

24 10 2010

A friend of mine had a number of fashion rules that he felt everyone should live by. The one maxim that sticks out most in my mind is “Just because they make it in your size, does not mean you should be wearing it.”

Maybe he should have expanded that rule to say something like, “Just because you can somehow, against the laws of gravity and nature, squeeze what your mama gave you into something three sizes too small, doesn’t mean you should.”

Clearly, this woman in front of us at Target yesterday had not heard this rule. (In her defense, her two friends were dressed almost identically, except one had poured herself into a spandex version of this outfit.) Delivah Me!

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13 responses

24 10 2010
big hair envy

I didn’t see you in line behind me yesterday! You should have said something!!! Delivah me, indeed;)

24 10 2010
The Vinyl Villager

if that was you…as your friend, I would have tossed a sheet over you, announced to the crowd that you weren’t well and gotten you the hell outta there.

24 10 2010
life with kaishon

Oh my word…
Laughed about her friends following that same fashion decree.

24 10 2010
The Incredible Woody

I’m all about loving yourself and being comfortable in your own skin. But seriously, why do they make bikinis and thongs that will fit a size 24? Ain’t nobody that wants to see that!

26 10 2010
The Vinyl Villager

There’s a lid for every pot…

25 10 2010
Murray Trillionaire

It is a nice belt, though. And they match her shoes.

26 10 2010
The Vinyl Villager

I dont know what the purpose of the belt is, exactly. Those pants aren’t going anywhere without an industrial lubricant.

25 10 2010
Bschooled

My question is, why even bother with the belt? It’s not like those pants are going anywhere…

26 10 2010
The Vinyl Villager

Exactly!

25 10 2010
noe noe girl

Lawd have mercy! Caught right there in the damn candy isle! One must really stay from there when your tail is wider than your shopping cart!

26 10 2010
The Vinyl Villager

wow, I hadnt even noticed that, but you’re right!

25 10 2010
The Girl from the Ghetto

Oh no you didn’t just quote “Steel Magnolias.”

Is it ok if I admit I wish I had a big bouncy ass like her? Having a flat ass is no fun.

26 10 2010
The Vinyl Villager

big bouncy ass? ROFLMAO!!

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