As we stood in line at Carowinds, a friend and I remarked that Roller Coasters were a lot like sex/lovers.
1. Some just go up and down, others throw you all around and upside down.
2. You always wish it had lasted just a little longer.
3. Sometimes, all you can do is get through it and pray you don’t get sick.
4. You wish everybody else didn’t want to ride the good ones so you could get on more often.
5. Often, the ride isn’t as thrilling as you had hoped.
6. You always want to ride again.
7. You probably ought to take your glasses off, and your hair is going to get messed up afterward.
8. You’ll probably want a shower when you’re done.
9. If you don’t take the proper precautions, you’ll end up seeking medical help.