Sex and Roller Coasters

27 06 2009

As we stood in line at Carowinds, a friend and I remarked that Roller Coasters were a lot like sex/lovers.

1. Some just go up and down, others throw you all around and upside down.

2. You always wish it had lasted just a little longer.

3. Sometimes, all you can do is get through it and pray you don’t get sick.

4. You wish everybody else didn’t want to ride the good ones so you could get on more often.

5. Often, the ride isn’t as thrilling as you had hoped.

6. You always want to ride again.

7. You probably ought to take your glasses off, and your hair is going to get messed up afterward.

8. You’ll probably want a shower when you’re done.

9. If you don’t take the proper precautions, you’ll end up seeking medical help.

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10 responses

27 06 2009
c

That made me laugh!

28 06 2009
The Vinyl Villager

good…we were delirious from the heat and cracking ourselves up.

27 06 2009
The Predo

Oh yeah on the glasses thing. You can’t believe how many pairs I have gone through!!! (on roller coasters I mean……)

28 06 2009
The Vinyl Villager

LOL!

28 06 2009
Jason

May I add that you feel dizzy afterward?

Also, that the part right before the climax is the most exciting part?

And that you can’t “get off” until the end?

And that sometimes it’s better if you close your eyes?

And sometimes it’s better if you keep them open?

And that some people like doing it in a big train?

Boy, am I on a roll!

I’ll stop now. Can you tell that it’s been a while for me?

28 06 2009
The Vinyl Villager

well you need to go to a theme park! LOL! Those are great!

28 06 2009
The Incredible Woody

Bwahahaha!!

29 06 2009
Alan

Dude…you speak the truth. LOL

3 07 2009
trailerparkbarbie

#5….so very, very true!

9 07 2009
Josh

Hahaha…oh. 😦

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