It’s time for another TMI Tuesday and I’m afraid this one is gonna be pretty boring…
Have you ever:
1. had sex with someone ten years older or younger than you?
No, I think the biggest age difference is maybe 6 or 7 years.
2. drawn from a nude model or been a nude model?
Despite my artistic-ish career, I couldn’t draw a stick figure if I had all day to do it. As for being a nude model, I can’t be certain that Picasso wasn’t inspired by my stunning physique when he created this masterpiece:
3. had sex at a company Christmas party?
Nooo…although I did get sloppy drunk at a Christmas party one year, have by box grabbed by the daughter of a coworker, and throw up all over Honey’s month-old perforated leather seats.
4. had a blind date?
Sure have. A few times actually. Only once that turned into anything–and even that was a brief romance.
5. slept with a teacher?
Not with one of my own teachers. Though I have gotten a few, um, lessons from teachers/teaching assistants at the college level.
Bonus (as in optional): had sex with someone within an hour of meeting them?
If I have, it must not have been good, because I don’t remember it. Besides, it takes longer than an hour to get drunk and have a little foreplay, so I’m going to say no.