Search Term Saturdays

30 03 2009

Someone stumbled here looking for “white senator abs” and I can almost guarantee that they were trying to find out all about Illinois Congressman Aaron Schock. I know this because my honey and the youthful Congressman have the same alma mater, and it was big news in my house when a fellow graduate got sent to Capitol Hill at the tender age of 27. Anyway it was big news a week or so ago when some reporter asked the baby faced lawmaker if he or President Obama had better abs. Pitiful that any reporter thinks that is a newsworthy question, but for the searcher who wound up here, I believe this is what you were looking for:


No clue who the big-bosomed gal is trying to give the junior Congressman a concussion, but the picture above should give everyone something to drool over. And yes, I know this search term Saturday is happening on a Monday, but it’s only now that my head has cleared from the wine-induced haze of the weekend.




12 responses

30 03 2009
The Incredible Woody

My, my – what a tasty treat he is!!

A couple of weeks ago, I did a post with a picture of my dog and entitled it doggie porn – you would not BELIEVE the hits for “animal porn” “sex with dogs”……

30 03 2009
The Vinyl Villager

Woody…it doesn’t surprise me at all.

30 03 2009
Noe Noe Girl

I’d drool more over the wine.

30 03 2009
The Vinyl Villager

It was some good wine, I think Im going through withdrawal.

30 03 2009

VV, you can send some our way. 😀 (the wine that is…) of course my fridge is stocked with beer. Been there for almost a year in July…maybe I should pitch it…lol.

30 03 2009

I think there are microphones in those breasts! I think that she may be a spy!

Your search items crack me up! I simply must start checking out my own!

30 03 2009
Big Hair Envy

Good Lord! Someone get that boy a helmet!!!

30 03 2009
Mental P Mama


30 03 2009

Yeeeesssss! I’d vote for him no matter what his policies. I’d probably not hear a word he said anyway.

My most popular search terms are:
1. poontang
2. stinky belly button
3. white trash sex
4. white trash sex with superglue

I just wish that there was some way that we could link back to the searchers and see what kind of people they are. I’ll betcha that there are more “normal” people (at least appearing normal) than we think. I know that I have been searching for something perfectly normal but the search terms probably come up really nasty and perverted. (That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it).

Hope you had a great time at the wedding!

30 03 2009

Something for everyone. You’re so considerate.

30 03 2009
The Vinyl Villager

Josh–oddly enough there was a bottle that went uncorked…you can have it! LOL

Predo–you should, they are usually a hoot.

Big Hair–even better, she gave him dual side airbags.

Barbie–White trash sex with superglue?? Ive heard it all now…how does one even have sex with superglue?

Jason–I try to be an equal opportunity tittilator. (is that even a real word?)

1 04 2009

Um -WOW! I’ve never seen such a good looking politician before!

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