2009 Tax Code
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The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts! HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009, the penis will now be taxed according to size: The brackets are as follows:
Males exceeding 12″ must file capital gains.
Anyone under 3″ is eligible for a tax refund. ** PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION ** |
Oh God. This is good.
OK, VV…
I think you owe me a new office chair. I almost broke it falling backwards when laughing. LOL
Oh this is priceless! I’m just so gald someone is finally going to start paying to take care of the nuts!
Will my refund come in a check or a credit on next years taxes?
Mental P–glad ya liked!
Josh…you can use an old dining room chair like the rest of us!
Noe Noe…me too. They’ve been unfunded too long.
Mark…it will come as a check. But, as I understand it, you may deduct the cost of any enlargement treatments from next years income.
Bwahahahaha!
Whew! $30 ain’t so bad…
(P.S. THIS is awesome!!)
heheaahaaa! I totally snorted with this one .
LOL – Now that’s good.
im no good with the math but me thinks that if 10% of his time is spent being hard up but only 1% is spent in the hole, then 100% of the time he’s chillun in the creepitorium.
Where am I supposed to come up with $300??? Geeze …