The 2009 Tax Code

23 02 2009

2009 Tax Code

The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts! HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2009, the penis will now be taxed according to size:

The brackets are as follows: 

10 – 12″
Luxury Tax
$ 300.00
8 – 10″
Pole Tax
$ 250.00
5 – 8″
Privilege Tax
$ 150.00
3 – 5″
Nuisance Tax
$ 30.00
Males exceeding 12″ must file capital gains.

Anyone under  3″ is eligible for a tax refund.





11 responses

23 02 2009
Mental P Mama

Oh God. This is good.

23 02 2009


I think you owe me a new office chair. I almost broke it falling backwards when laughing. LOL

24 02 2009
Noe Noe Girl

Oh this is priceless! I’m just so gald someone is finally going to start paying to take care of the nuts!

24 02 2009

Will my refund come in a check or a credit on next years taxes?

24 02 2009
The Vinyl Villager

Mental P–glad ya liked!

Josh…you can use an old dining room chair like the rest of us!

Noe Noe…me too. They’ve been unfunded too long.

Mark…it will come as a check. But, as I understand it, you may deduct the cost of any enlargement treatments from next years income.

24 02 2009
Big Hair Envy


24 02 2009

Whew! $30 ain’t so bad…

(P.S. THIS is awesome!!)

24 02 2009

heheaahaaa! I totally snorted with this one .

25 02 2009

LOL – Now that’s good.

25 02 2009
that chick | from bk

im no good with the math but me thinks that if 10% of his time is spent being hard up but only 1% is spent in the hole, then 100% of the time he’s chillun in the creepitorium.

15 05 2009

Where am I supposed to come up with $300??? Geeze …

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