SC Has It’s Priorities All Wrong

3 02 2009

With a state budget crisis going on that has gutted education, restaurant inspections, and vaccinations, (among many other state services) you might think SC would have something better to worry about, but no.


First, we have some sherriff’s department desperate to find it’s fifteen minutes of fame after Butterface Phelps was caught smokin’ a little of  that “ooooo weeee” :

COLUMBIA, S.C. — South Carolina authorities in the county where Michael Phelps was spotted smoking from a marijuana pipe say they are considering a criminal charge against the Olympic superstar.

Cowan did not specify what charge was being considered and declined to discuss details of the investigation.

The photograph was first shown in a British tabloid Sunday. News of the World said the picture was taken during a November house party while Phelps was visiting the University of South Carolina.

Phelps and his advisers did not dispute the photo’s authenticity. He has issued a public apology. “

And, second, a South Carolina state senator has proposed to outlaw profanity. And it applies to both oral and written profanity. To which I say: come and get me you fucker!




11 responses

3 02 2009
Mental P Mama

LOL. Seriously. LOL.

3 02 2009

Well isn’t that sweet! I find that when things get all “hot under the collar” like this, something ridiculous shortly follows. Like, when the arresting officer gets busted for “smoking” himself, or the leader of the “profanity” campaign goes to bail out their child from DUII charges. Maybe, a lurid affair in a public restroom at the local airport? Who knows! I find the people pointing the most fingers are doing it cuz they are hiding their own secrets!! We shall see… at eleven!

3 02 2009
The Vinyl Villager

Yeah, maybe a new film will surface showing the Senator and the Lt. urging each other to “pass that shit”

3 02 2009
The Incredible Woody

One (well, maybe two since he seemed to “know what he was doing”) hit off of a bong and you would think he had admitted to using steroids or fucking his mother or even, God forbid, cursing! Jeez, people -relax. And maybe take a hit off of the bong!

3 02 2009
Peter Parkour

SC sound kinda retarded, and by kinda I mean “OH MY GOD, THEY ARE SO FUCKING RETARDED!!!”. 😈

Is it NC or SC that not too long ago legalized giving/receiving tattoos? I’m not a big fan of The South, and it’s for all these reasons and more. A nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there. Cuh-Ray-Zee!!!

3 02 2009
The Vinyl Villager

Woody–sadly, in some parts of the country, fucking his mother would be more forgiveable.

Peter–SC only recently made tattooing legal.

3 02 2009
Queen of Planet Hotflash

Fuck them fuckers and the horses that their tired damn asses rode in on and damn them bastards for being such son of a bitches
and thats all I have to say about that

3 02 2009
Serendipitous Girl

Ok wait, did you photoshop me and Jason together in the bathroom again?

3 02 2009
The Vinyl Villager

Queen—you tell ’em!

S-Girl–yes…the other one turned out so cute, I thought Id try my luck again. I used his legs this time though.

3 02 2009

I could cite several instances where CA has it’s head up it’s ass, too.

4 02 2009

Phelps might have made alienated a few people with that pot-smoking picture, but i think he might have gained the support of another huge group of people to take their place

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