In a story sure to make all of us feel like bloated fat asses…doctor’s are crediting a teenager’s abs with saving his life. The kid, a brown belt in karate, answered the door to his home over the weekend and found a ski-mask wearing hoodlum on the other side. He tried a little “wax-on, wax-off” shit on the intruder, but he busted a cap in the kid’s ass anyway. According to the news report: “Doctors who treated the teen said his abdominal muscles likely saved his life. Doctors said the intruder’s bullet was deflected enough by Hoekstra’s muscles that it missed his internal organs.”
Meanwhile, the only thing my abs deflect is admiring glances.