Many of the unusual search terms that bring folks here, while bizarre, clearly come from someone seeking information. But the ones this week…not so much. I scratch my head as to what these folks thought the interwebs might have held for these conundrums:
“Why is there a turd floating in the pool?”
Really? You had to get online for an answer to this? It’s because someone took a dump in it. And it’s floating because someone with a high fiber diet left it behind, and thankfully, they didn’t have corn last night.
“oh no he’s butt sexing me oh no”
Like RIGHT NOW as you are searching? You must not mind it much or you wouldn’t have dragged yourself over to the computer. Just tell him to stop. Or relax and try to enjoy it. What do you want the internet to offer you here?
“how to make your room like abercrombie”
OK this one might actually have wanted some information. So, I’ll try to help. First, take some of their cologne/perfume/body spray, whatever it is…and by “some” I mean three or four gallons. Pour it all over your carpets, your mattress, your draperies. You should be able to smell your room from the next neighborhood. Then, cover your room with wrinkled clothes. Then, find a couple of super-hotties to stand outside your door in their underwear and look disinterested.