You know the drill–someone searches for something bizarre and it somehow leads them here even though I have no clue why. Helpful soul that I am, I don’t want these folks to leave empty handed, so I try to help them.
This week we have:
“crossdressers ladies room manners”
I have a feeling Emily Post has not yet addressed this matter, but I will try to.
1. If you don’t pass for a real woman, just hold it til you get home. No one will be comfortable with seeing a hairy man in a dress in the restroom. I’m sorry, I know that isn’t very progressive of me, but that’s the world we live in. Or try to find a place that just has a one seater. Then you’ll be fine.
2. At any rate, find a stall with a good lock on it. The employees of most of our better department stores have better things to do than help a customer who has fainted after accidentally seeing your toolbox.
3. It would probably be least awkward, in a ladies room, if you would sit to pee. But if you must stand up, don’t dribble and put the damn seat back down.
4. If you’re in there to drop a deuce, light a match or something. This goes for everyone.
Hope that helps!