If you thought the Vicar and his potato were bizarre, brace yourself. An Australian man led police on a chase after they discovered him having sexy times with a jar of pasta sauce.
According to the report, a search of his car found pornography, women’s stockings, a home-made sex aid and a Jack Russell terrier. Poor dog.
The alleged pervert, who continued putting it to the pasta sauce as police tried to apprehend him, said he fled police as he tried to make himself “decent.” Yeah, sorry buddy, I think you left decent somewhere between the grocery check out and the time your noodle got “al dente”.
I, for one, will never be able to eat italian sausage over alfredo sauce again.