Now, far be it from me to pass judgement on what one does to get their jollies, but a potato? I mean, you could almost understand a cucumber, or a banana, but a potato??
“The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table. He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.” Yeah sure…cause most people hang their window treatments in the nude, and I’m sorry, but even if you land on a potato, it is not gonna go flying up your rump. You’d have a nasty, potato shaped bruise on one cheek or the other, but it would not POP into your pooper.