In a story that can be filed in the same category as Clay Aiken’s not-at-all-shocking coming out, Pamela Anderson has announced that she loves mobile home living. “I can honestly say I would much rather live in a trailer than anywhere else.” Seems the injected, implanted, and tanned hacktress is shacking up in a mobile home while her house undergoes renovations.
She goes on to say “it’s fun having to sit on bean bags and do our washing at the laundromat.” Now, I know a thing or two about trailer living, and I have never seen a model that didn’t have a washer-dryer hookup. Maybe she needed that space for stashing homemade porn making equipment, filler for her lips, or bleach for her hair. Given her penchant for wearing almost nothing, she can probably go two or three months before she has enough fabric piled up to make a load.