Old Folks are Gettin’ Jiggy Wit’ It

29 10 2008

Thanks to Viagra, and a lack of sexual education, Florida’s retirement communities are replacing pinochle with pennicilin. According to this news story, patients at one Florida senior community are being diagnosed with herpes and HPV at alarming rates.

“Yeah, they are very shocked (to hear the diagnosis),” gynecologist Dr. Colleen McQuade said. “I had a patient in her 80s.”

I hope I’m gettin’ some when I’m in my 80’s…sure beats Bingo. But here’s the lesson, kids. You’re never too old to practice safe sex.




9 responses

29 10 2008

That woman looks so damn familiar……

29 10 2008
The Rev.

Yowza! That’s gonna give me some strange dreams this eve….

29 10 2008
Peter Parkour

I remember back when I was just a kid, and old folks just got jiggly. None of this Jiggy stuff. 😛

30 10 2008
The Vinyl Villager

TPB–Im betting you have a neighbor, a relative or a neighbor who is a relative that looks just like that. (come to think of it, it looks sorta like what my Mom wears when she wants to look “Fancy”)

Rev–if so, please report them.

Peter–LMAO! funny

30 10 2008
Big Hair Envy

Wow. And here I thought the only problems I would have in my old age would be gray hair and memory loss. *shudder*

30 10 2008
The Vinyl Villager

Big Hair…so long as that memory loss doesn’t mean you forget to play it safe. LOL!

30 10 2008
The Incredible Woody

I always knew there was something up with those ‘retirement villages’……

30 10 2008

Aha…figured it out. She looks like the Jehovah’s Witness woman that comes around the first Monday of every other month.

30 10 2008

I did a report in college 2 years ago, STD’s are growing like 50% in the Floridian community for women over 50 year old. OMG, please, why won’t people use condoms?

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