Thanks to Viagra, and a lack of sexual education, Florida’s retirement communities are replacing pinochle with pennicilin. According to this news story, patients at one Florida senior community are being diagnosed with herpes and HPV at alarming rates.
“Yeah, they are very shocked (to hear the diagnosis),” gynecologist Dr. Colleen McQuade said. “I had a patient in her 80s.”
I hope I’m gettin’ some when I’m in my 80’s…sure beats Bingo. But here’s the lesson, kids. You’re never too old to practice safe sex.