It never fails that when West Virginia (my homestate) makes the news, it’s embarassing. Now we have the case of a Clarksburg, WV man who is charged with assault after farting on a police officer.
While being fingerprinted following a DUI arrest, Jose Cruz “lifted his leg and passed gas “loudly” on the officer, according to a criminal complaint filed in Kanawha Magistrate Court.” Then he waved the toot toward the officer, who documented in the complaint that “”The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature…”
He was probably drunk on beer. Beer farts are the worst!