Own a Piece of Michael Jackson History!

9 09 2008

Is it the famous glittery glove he wore in the 80’s? A red and black leather jacket from the “Thriller” days? No, guess again!

Give up? Fine….here’s a hint:

That’s right, Michael Jackson’s crusty old underwear can be YOURS! And for only a million dollars.

“Hollywood, CA (BANG) – Michael Jackson’s dirty underwear is going up for auction tomorrow.

A pair of white Calvin Klein briefs, with a 28-inch waist, will be put up for sale on website eBay with a reserve price of $1 million.

The underpants were part of the evidence confiscated from the singer’s home in 2003 by Tom Sneddon, who was the then District Attorney for Santa Barbara, as part of the child molestation charges launched against the “Thriller” star.

It is said the underwear was used to get a DNA sample of the 50-year-old pop star – who was acquitted of all charges.

They are not the only Jackson item up for grabs in the auction.

New Jersey businessman Henry Vaccaro, who obtained a variety of memorabilia in a bankruptcy case, is also offering fans the chance to get their hands on a handwritten note to ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley explaining why he wants an annulment, as well as a used tube of skin-bleaching cream.”

EWWW. I don’t even want to try to imagine what sort of DNA sample these bloomers contained. And who thinks this sort of thing is memorabilia?? Gag!




12 responses

9 09 2008
Peter Parkour

Nasty! Just plain nasty. 😐

9 09 2008

I second the motion! Nasty!

10 09 2008

And I am third with the “nasty”…

A million bucks??? Ugh…if those sell it should be frontpage news…”Idiot Buys Crusty Undies For A Million”. That’s just dumb…

10 09 2008
The Vinyl Villager

Gosh…I guess you all wont be chipping in?
I wonder how “Evidence” like this ends up back in the public? I would think it would be returned to either the defendant or just destroyed. This is all kindsa disgusting.

10 09 2008

I sounds like something the crazy dog-cloner would buy if she had the cash!!

10 09 2008

OMG..too funny Woody! Thing is, some of those Wacko Jacko fans are indeed crazy enough to buy stuff like that. My brother has an ex-MIL that would totally be all over those. She lives in the woods in Arkansas. Hah! Don’t know why I added that but I felt the need to.

10 09 2008

You’d be surprised. That’s like people auctioning off celebrities’ half eaten sandwiches they dug out of the garbage. Crusty underwear? Gross.

I think I was more surprised by the fact that they had a 28″ waist than that they were actually auctioning them off.

10 09 2008
Queen of Planet Hotflash


10 09 2008
Big Hair Envy

I just threw up in my mouth a little…..

10 09 2008

28 inch waist? Hmmmm…..maybe he was wearing Lisa Marie’s undies!

11 09 2008

OK Where’s my Barf Bag!!

13 09 2008


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