I’m Runner-up at D-Listed Again!

5 09 2008

I friggin’ LOVE the “Caption This” contest over at Dlisted. My daily routine is basically to play trivia at Tom’s in the morning, do some other shit til lunch, then work my brain into a frenzy trying to come up with a caption during the afternoon, then do some other shit til bedtime, sleep, get up, repeat.

Here was yesterday’s picture:

My caption: You do what you have to do to deal with the side effects of Alli

Just in case you don’t know what “Alli” is…it’s a much-advertised new weight loss drug with horrendous side effects that basically include constant, uncontrollable, oily shits and horrendous gas and sharts. (Don’t believe me? Search the interwebs, there are hundreds of horror stories.)

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5 responses

5 09 2008
Woody

Your caption is great. My sister-in-law tried that stuff. She really had to avoid certain foods and always had to know where the potty was!

That photo goes perfect with The Fat Cyclist’s post yesterday. http://www.fatcyclist.com/2008/09/04/the-problem-with-being-well-hydrated

5 09 2008
The Vinyl Villager

I guess you can’t help but lose weight if everything goes right through you…
did she stay on it long?

5 09 2008
The Rev.

Well, how else are we supposed to lose weight?? You get used to the oily discharges after a while, and the sharts…well, let’s be honest, those are always good for a laugh or two- 😉

5 09 2008
MJ

😀 That’s a great caption.

2 06 2010
D

I think your routine was a MUCH better caption than the one you submitted! It should be the caption!

“My daily routine is basically to play trivia at Tom’s in the morning, do some other shit til lunch, then work my brain into a frenzy trying to come up with a caption during the afternoon, then do some other shit til bedtime, sleep, get up, repeat.”

Hilarious!

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