Democratic National Convention, Schedule of Events

25 08 2008

I’m sure the schedule for the Republican convention will be out soon, but since the Democratic one starts this week, figured I better get this out there…

2008 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

7:00 pm Opening Flag Burning

7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance in Spanish

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm Non Religious prayer and worship with Rev Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm Ceremonial Tree Hugging

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet – Al Gore

8:15 pm Gay Wedding Planning – Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast and explains the new Amnesty Program

8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals – John Kerry

9:00 pm Memorial Service for Saddam and his sons – Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm Answering Machine Etiquette – Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund – Barbra Streisand

11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay – Sean Penn

11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs – William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Center Towers – Howard Dean

12:15 am ‘Truth in Broadcasting’ Award – Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite Address by Mohammed Ahmadinejad

12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast and provides swimming lessons

1:35 am Hillary Rodham Clinton announces Bill Clinton as her running mate for VP

1:40 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

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4 responses

26 08 2008
Peter Parkour

Hilarious! Reminded me of a few funnies I had forgotten about… and some ugly truths. 😉

26 08 2008
MJ

Hehehehehehe. Omigosh, so funny *chuckle*

26 08 2008
tom

Thanks, I needed a good laugh, I have a couple people I’d like to have Teddy Drive home too…LOL

26 08 2008
trailerparkbarbie

Good one, VV
Thanks……I really needed a good laugh!

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