Faith Evans is, in my opinion, a beautiful and talented artist. Her late husband was “Biggie Smalls” for those of you who don’t know. What this beautiful woman saw in a morbidly obese “playa” is beyond me…but they say love is blind. Even more puzzling is that she stayed with him while he cheated on her over and over and over again. After he passed, she even had a hit with “I’ll Be Missing You”–a song dedicated to his honor. Personally, I would have been singing “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead”, but who am I to judge?
Any-ole-how, Faith’s life story is coming out this week, and in it she relays that she is not afraid to kick a bitch’s ass. According to Page Six: “The R&B songbird hunted down his lovers and beat them to a pulp. “I thought maybe kicking some ass would get the word out that chicks better think twice before messing with my husband,” Evans writes in her new autobiography, “Keep the Faith.” Once, she hopped a red-eye to Virginia, where Biggie (real name Christopher Wallace) was touring, and found a young hottie in a plaid school uniform in his hotel room. She writes: “[I] jumped on top of her and started beating her ass . . . ‘Yo, Ma you need to chill!’ Big said, ‘I didn’t even [bleep] her!’ I mashed [her] in the face and then kicked her. ‘Yeah, well, you should have,’ I said.” Another time, she found a cutie’s photo and number in Biggie’s car, traced her to a Bronx apartment and, together with a male pal, gave her “a brief but thorough beat-down.”
Now, you might recall that I wished Elizabeth Edward’s would have gotten a little crazy when her husband admitted to cheating. But I think Faith got it a little wrong. It should have been her husband who was on the receiving end of an ass whoopin. After all, it was HIM, not these hootchies, who made vows to her.