Booger’s Mama Just Keeps Making Headlines

15 08 2008

 

I just love saying BOOGER! The train wreck that is Joyce Bernann McKinney just can’t stay out of the news lately. Now, she is wanted in Tennessee because she allegedly helped plan a 2004 burglary there. Was she trying to secure funds for Booger’s Korean Cloning? No! But the freaky animal lover was, according to the attorney who represented her, stealing to get a fake leg for a horse she liked! (I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried!) You can read all about it HERE.

The attorney went on to say that Joyce stunk, and he advised her to splash on a little FDS before trial. (fine, those weren’t his exact words, but I can read between the lines)

But Joyce skipped town, as she is wont to do. She had a 15 year old accomplice in the three legged horse burglary–but no word on whether or not she loved him enough to ski down Mt. Everest with a carnation up her nose.

 

(Thanks to dawtch)


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20 responses

15 08 2008
Big Hair Envy

Is she officially the weirdest woman on record?

“Booger”!

15 08 2008
The Vinyl Villager

YES! and given some of the woman I know, thats saying a lot.

15 08 2008
The Rev.

The freaks truly are coming out of the woodwork…perhaps a sign of the apocalypse? I knew this cloning thing was going to be trouble!

In other news….

15 08 2008
dropofkim

Wow. You’ve got a goldmine here with the “Booger” lady. Whoda ever thunk it? Oh yeah….
BOOGER BOOGER BOOGER
I just thought I would try it out. Everyone else seems to be having so much fun saying it! 😀

15 08 2008
Peter Parkour

Uhhhh… BOOGER!!! 😛 That’s all I got to say about that. 😉

15 08 2008
The Vinyl Villager

Rev–this isnt the kind of trouble I had in mind though!

Kim–if she keeps it up, I might have to start a whole separate booger blog.

Peter–LOL!

15 08 2008
Big Hair Envy

Oooohhhh…… a “Booger” Blog! That HAS to be fun. To say.

16 08 2008
Wendy

How the hell do you skip town with five little Boogers? Do you just put them in the backseat? Seriously, I want to know.

18 08 2008
eb

Your story on Miss McKinney is hurtful, libelous and defamatory. This woman had her arms amputated and her service dog was her “hands”. Disgusting people like you have nothing better to do than to make fun of others. You should be ashamed! Moreover, this garbage is now being printed and will be used in a twenty million dollar libel suit that Miss McKinney is filing because gossips like YOU have defamed her. You will be subpoenaed to court to show how people were STUPID and DISHONEST enough to believe–and SPREAD– the libelous stories written about her. The “attorney” who slandered her is now up to lose his license in Tennessee, for abuse of attorney-client privilege–and the State Law Board is getting a copy of his comments as well as the garbage you repeated. Get your suit pressed, pal, you’re going to be subpoened to court!

19 08 2008
The Vinyl Villager

EB, I’ve done nothing but repeat what’s in the news. I imagine news of her arrests is public record. Certainly that she cloned her dog is true–shes been on TV herself discussing it. So tell us what part is untrue?? I wait, with baited breath, your intelligent and legally thought out response.
And since when is funk part of attorney client privelage?
And is this the same multi million dollar suit she as threatening to file when the AP started asking if she were the same woman who had kidnapped the Mormon chap? I think she threatened that one the day before she admitted that, yes, she was. So hard to keep up.

20 08 2008
Little Miss

Love it.. You go, VV. If you hold your breath for that lawsuit, you just might turn blue, or purple, or pass out.

20 08 2008
The Vinyl Villager

shoot if Im gonna pass out, I can think of a lot more fun ways to do it. 😉

20 08 2008
Queen of Planet Hotflash

Hey EB Guess what finger I am holding up to the screen?
Pull the wedgie outta your panties and get laid maybe you will mellow out then Geeessshhh

20 08 2008
Queen of Planet Hotflash

This woman had her arms amputated and her service dog was her “hands”.

Hey derfwad isn’t that her hands and arms holding that clone in the picture?
Yeah well shut up now

21 08 2008
The Vinyl Villager

LOL!

Dont make me break up a fight in the comments section.

21 08 2008
Queen of Planet Hotflash

sorry idiots annoy me and well my menopause kicked in lol

21 08 2008
The Vinyl Villager

Thanks for havin my back!

28 08 2008
Natalie

You folks are dealing with Joyce herself. Not sure what the “eb” stands for, but having had some, uh, interaction with her in the past, I’m pretty sure she is the one posting the comments.

29 08 2008
The Vinyl Villager

Natalie, if that’s the case I’m humbled to have been visited by someone as infamous as Boogers Mama.

5 09 2008
Irate Of The Caribbean

Transporting a minor over state lines for the purpose of “horse leg financing”. I doubt it’s a crime but maybe it should be. The internet is full of pictures of “horse leg financing” so it’s understandable – reading between the lines.

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