I just love saying BOOGER! The train wreck that is Joyce Bernann McKinney just can’t stay out of the news lately. Now, she is wanted in Tennessee because she allegedly helped plan a 2004 burglary there. Was she trying to secure funds for Booger’s Korean Cloning? No! But the freaky animal lover was, according to the attorney who represented her, stealing to get a fake leg for a horse she liked! (I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried!) You can read all about it HERE.
The attorney went on to say that Joyce stunk, and he advised her to splash on a little FDS before trial. (fine, those weren’t his exact words, but I can read between the lines)
But Joyce skipped town, as she is wont to do. She had a 15 year old accomplice in the three legged horse burglary–but no word on whether or not she loved him enough to ski down Mt. Everest with a carnation up her nose.
(Thanks to dawtch)