Bless Her Heart….

31 07 2008

Here in the South, you can say whatever you want about someone, and as long as you follow it with or precede it with a “bless her heart” or “bless his heart” its OK.

Examples…”Bless her heart, but she has gotten huge!”

“He doesn’t have the brains God allowed a goose…bless his heart!”

“Leslie is the sweetest thing, but bless her heart, she can talk the hind leg off a mule.”

That explained, much has been made in recent weeks of how much Madonna has started to look like some sort of science experiment. I won’t repost the pictures because I’m sure you have seen by now the breast implants she had inserted in her cheeks and the veiny man arms her excessive exercise has left her with.

But not much has been said, and maybe it’s because people are just nicer than me, about her daughter Lourdes. She’s a beautiful girl…coming up on her teen years…which probably means, given how Hollywood works, that she’ll be in a reality show, rehab, and a sex tape before we know it. But BLESS HER HEART that girl needs to be waxed.

I mean, she has one eyebrow and a mustache. That’s all I’m gonna say.

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48 responses

31 07 2008
trailerparkbarbie

She looks like Madaonna bred with bigfoot.

Now, I’m off…not “hiding” this time.
BB Monday!

Have a great weekend. Remember, I’ll be gone. Mama might call YOU more than normal.

31 07 2008
Janice

Your a mean devil bless your heart, but it’s true.

31 07 2008
dropofkim

It looks like it was combed to be that way on purpose, bless her heart.

31 07 2008
The Vinyl Villager

TPB–have fun! I’ll make sure I turn on my caller ID this weekend. LOL!

Janice–not mean, just honest!

Kim–it does, doesnt it? Like she fashioned herself a little eyebrow “do”.

31 07 2008
Lori

i wonder if her back is hairy too!!

31 07 2008
The Rev.

Lordy Lord, is that real?! Bless her heart, she needs it bad enough that I’d be willing to foot the bill!

Fingers crossed it’s a photoshop.

As for the backhair comment, I think I may lose my breakfast….ugh-

31 07 2008
Philly

EWWWWW, poor kid

31 07 2008
The Vinyl Villager

Lori…we can only assume.

Rev…Im afraid it is NOT photoshop…every pic of her reveals the same unibrow and ‘stache.

Philly: aint it the truth?? I bet she’ll be a looker once she grows up though.

31 07 2008
Red

i just tasted vomit.
wax girl, wax!

31 07 2008
Peter Parkour

I personally am a fan of the natural look, but I’m not used to seeing eyebrows you can comb. Perhaps a little wax wouldn’t hurt here.

31 07 2008
Queen of Planet Hotflash

yeah the uni brow and mustache look isn’t doing it for her. It may take a weed eater for her to shave her legs lmao. Her Mama isn’t looking too spectacular these days either. :0)

31 07 2008
joanharvest

I like the natural look too. But I’m afraid, bless her heart, that is totally unnatural. Wax, baby, wax. Maybe she’s trying to start a new trend. Personally, I don’t think it’s going to take off.

31 07 2008
alntv

Dude…that is so wrong and just freakin’ hysterical!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

31 07 2008
The Rev.

My Lord….perhaps she doesn’t have the internet? Only that could explain her ignorance of the entire matter….either that or she just really enjoys the attention it gathers….

31 07 2008
sista #2

Bless your heart for bringing this to our attention.

Come on…you would think the mother would notice this hair all over her child?

peace
#2

31 07 2008
Murray Trillionaire

I actually think that’s the best picture of Michael Jackson I’ve seen in years. He really does look more and more like LaToya.

31 07 2008
Murray Trillionaire

P.S.: And of course, bless his heart.

1 08 2008
Philly

Bless all of our hearts!

#1

1 08 2008
The Vinyl Villager

Perhaps we were all being too harsh….looking at the picture again, it looks like the poor girl might have put fake eyelashes at the ends of her eyebrows…
she just doesnt know how or where to put them, bless her heart.

1 08 2008
Big Hair Envy

My grandparents had a neighbor who used that phrase before, and/or after, every sentence. “Bless your heart, Mrs. M, I know canning all of those vegetables must be exhausting!”, or “You are keeping six of your grandchildren this week? Bless your heart!”

Bless her heart, she was irritating.

1 08 2008
M&M's

Instead of the Kabbalah Center, Lourdes needs some time with Mr. Miyagi.
Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don’t forget to breathe, very important.

Madonna, bless her heart, is teaching her daughter to embrace the unibrow.

1 08 2008
The Vinyl Villager

Big Hair, was that neighbor from the Carolinas?? LOL!

M and M…and I think Madonna has the girl embracing her signature “gap” too…

1 08 2008
Big Hair Envy

Surprisingly enough, not from the Carolinas, but from Virginia 🙂 Don’t forget, the hillbilly lifestyle is alive and well here!

2 08 2008
Alice

True. That girl needs a wax BIG TIME. Hell, I shaved GirlChild’s lower neck for bathing suit season because she has dark hair there. (Please don’t report me to Social Services.)

2 08 2008
The Vinyl Villager

Big Hair–I think the “blessing of hearts” is prevalent from Virginia all the way down to Florida…

Alice–thats cause youre a good mama! LOL

2 08 2008
Liz

Yup, someone seriously needs to tame that Uni Brow. There should be two. However, moms with big egos do tend to overlook those things. You know. The little things, lol.

2 08 2008
The Vinyl Villager

Liz…I think her mom is too busy working out at the gym…

3 08 2008
Wendy

If Madonna and Frida Kahlo had a child…

4 08 2008
The Vinyl Villager

Wendy–LMAO!! YES! Ya know, I don’t feel bad makin a little fun of her because A. you can tell she’ll be a stunner when she grows up, and B. she’ll always be filthy rich.

4 08 2008
trailerparkbarbie

Bless her heart. I don’t think that she is allowed to looked at anything like mags or internet. I do believe that she is only allowed to look at Catalogs for Ordering African Children and her mama’s (bless her heart, she tried to be an author) books about little English children.

RN…I am reading a book titled, “Bless Your Heart….Tramp” by
Celia Rivenbark and it’s hilarious.

6 05 2009
Niña

Bless your heart, but you are so damn shallow!!

26 05 2009
Genti

Whats with the bless your heart…your not heavenly and nice…your going to hell! freaken shallow people…pathetic. i bet you all look like a donkeys ass.

26 05 2009
The Vinyl Villager

aww my first troll!

10 07 2009
kathy

This is another example of liberals trying to make a statement..Madonna is doing it through her daughter… Like the natural look..The only thing is, is that Madonna is not a blonde (as we all well know) DYED her hair which is NOT natural… I just think again it’s just a liberal statement.Maybe she thinks this will start a trend(gag),which is not going to catch on.(at least not on purpose)…Certain groups have it going on alread,and don’t have the money,or brains to take care of it in a smart way (which results in eyebrow pencil/marker)….

10 07 2009
The Vinyl Villager

Kathy, for fucksake, it has nothing to do with liberal/conservative.

25 07 2009
ellie

just leave the girl alone she is beautiful and dnt tlk if ur not any better looking or u have waxedd cos if u didnt im sure u will look hairy so shut up and leave the poor girl alone

25 07 2009
The Vinyl Villager

Speak english please. If you’d read the damned post I said I didnt feel a bit bad about saying it cause I know she will be a stunner. And for the record, I do wax whatever needs waxin’

10 02 2010
emma

for being natural, she looks better than most of you guys if u were natural. think abt it.

11 02 2010
The Vinyl Villager

True. If I were “natural” I’d look like Burt from the damned Sesame Street.

6 03 2010
gurliexoxo

UMMM…RUDE MUCH!!HOW MUCH U WANNA BET IF U WERE A GIRL THT HAD A MUSTACHE AND HEARD PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IT YOU WILL CRY ON THE STREET SAYING THIS STUFF MAKES PEOPLE FEEL MORE BAD ABOUT THEMSELVES SO KNOCK IT OFF!!PLUS HALF OF YOU PEOPL PROBABLY HAVE A MUSTACHE!!

7 03 2010
The Vinyl Villager

If I were a girl with a mustache, Id have that shit waxed or lasered off.

29 10 2010
sara

the girl has nice eyes and face but she should wax her eyebrow and her uperlip she will look way nicer

5 04 2011
wreck62

She is the most beautiful girl on earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10 04 2011
Chloe

I think she’s really pretty, actually. And come on, people, she’s a young girl! Why is everyone being so superficial? Yes, it’s a little more body hair than we’re used to from celebrities, but get over yourselves. She’ll wax or pluck on her own time, if she even decides to.

27 05 2011
Lulu

Chloe i love you comment chic…i endorse it…

24 04 2012
PooU

Wow, you guys are truly idiots. I honestly don’t remember getting waxed at her age, and I’m pretty sure a lot of you haven’t either. And I bet a whole lot of you, BLESS YOUR HEARTS, needs tons of waxing to be done.

25 04 2012
The Vinyl Villager

Well, as I predicted years ago when this was written, Lourdes has blossomed into a gorgeous young woman who, predictably, has done some eyebrow grooming. I WAS getting waxed at this age…but as I said already, without some wax, I look like Burt from Sesame Street.

Happy manscaping!

11 08 2013
Seriously?? >:(

Thats so mean! Geez, everyone is made their own way! So just stop!

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