1. After driving back from the beach and being confronted with several examples of the most annoying humans on earth, I’ve made a decision. Of course the most annoying humans on earth are the clueless idiots who stay in the left lane no matter their speed, oblivious that they have been passed on the right by countless others. They are impossible to stereotype, as they come in all colors, all ages, and from all states. They are as likely to drive a Mercedes as they are to drive a Kia. Any-hoo. What I’ve decided is this. If I ever hear that I only have a few months to live, or am otherwise in a position to just not give a damn, Im gonna get myself a big ole truck with a big ole brush guard on the front and just push these people off the road. That’ll teach em.
2. We played Apples to Apples at the beach. I’d never heard of it, which must mean I’m out of the loop, because it won some kind of game of the year award in the 90’s. It was a lot of fun…if you haven’t played it–get together a group of friends who know each other well and have a ball.
3. I turn into a big kid at water parks. I love ’em! One of my favorite things is the giant bucket of water that dumps over the playgrounds so many waterparks have now. If it doesn’t knock you down and break your hip its sure to make you feel like a kid again.
4. I was looking through some of the search terms that bring people to the Vinyl Village this morning. Now, I hope I don’t embarass anyone–however you got here, I’m glad to have you.
BUT….
“is the carmen electra stripper pole sturdy” I just picture some ginormous person trying to get all sexy on the pole.
“naked men in stirrups” sorry to disappoint you, but this isn’t that kinda site.
“naked tanning penis” well, yes, unfortunately there is something here to satisfy that query…
Tales From The Vinyl Village 
My husband has a big ole’ truck and gets all up in those slow left-lane drivers!
Woo-hoo, I love water parks too!! And amusement parks!! I am so making a trip to the Schlitterbahn in New Braunfels, Texas before I die!
Lori…I needed your husband in front of me this weekend.
Schlitterbahn sounded familiar, but I couldnt place why. I googled them—and holy moly! I was in water park heaven!
Brush guard? Shoot, if you are gonna do it, do it big. Get yourself one of them big, scary snow plow trucks I have seen up here in Iowa. Those would do the trick. Just make sure your eyes are wide and you are laughing maniacally so the people have a story to tell once they glimpsed you in their rear view mirror.
Actually – I currently live in Maryland and I can attest that almost all native Marylanders drive in the left lane regardless. It drives me batshit crazy.
Kim–dammit Ive been in the south too long. I forgot about snow plows!! Of course thats a much better solution.
Alice…thanks for stoppin by! There was a time when I thought hoggin the left lane was the province of Ohioans alone…
maybe theres just a lot of Maryland and Ohio folks who’ve moved around…
I know that dude errrr lady um, person in that pic saw them shopping at the Hannah Montanna store at the mall Lmao
Seriously Im thinkin we vacationed in the same area lol
were you on the atlantic ocean?
naked tanning penis…….that’s how I found this page too 🙂
peace
#2
Sista #2…say it ain’t so!
nope not atlantic, on the gulf….
well I feel better then…knowing we didnt miss an opportunity for margaritas. We were on the Atlantic…
and our neighbors were not as interesting as yours….
(check out the queens blog to see what Im talkin about!)
Search terms baffle me. Someone got to my blog today by the search term “runny mascara.” Now I’m no expert on search engines but I’m certain I’ve never used “runny mascara” in any of my blogs, which leads me to believe the universe must be organically aware of my make-up problems. If I look up the definition of “runny mascara” will there be a photo of me next to it?
Hya Vinyl V
“Vinyl V” Sounds like a STD whoo hoo. What I was wondering is how did you figure out wwhat search terms people use to find you sounds fun?.
Wendy…for fun I google image searched runny mascara…and I didnt find you. (At least I dont think I did) Yeah, some of mine are really strange. I might have to put together a list of the best ones.
Hiya Janice…
oh god it does…
I wonder if I should get an antibiotic?
On the wordpress platform at least theres a panel that shows you search terms that people used to get to you (as well as showing you links people clicked on, or if they clicked somewhere else to come to your site)
Theres also (though I dont have it) something from google that apparently shows you how many unique users youve had, and all sorts of other good statistics. (Google analytics I think its called??)
See, I can’t find me when I Google “runny mascara” either! That’s why I don’t understand it. I’ll have to start eavesdropping at Starbucks on the teenagers when they gather to discuss the Interwebs. Maybe I’ll learn something and report back to you. S’probly got something to do with the Jonas Brothers.
Wendy, I look forward to your report! LOL!