Rip Ass With Respect

23 06 2008

A group of us were at a rooftop bar the other night when someone from the group standing behind our table broke wind. Broke may be too delicate a term–they shattered it. I bet someone needed a fresh pair of undies when they got home. “How disgusting!”  I thought. But who hasn’t at some point in their life let loose with a lil toot toot that hung over the room (or in this case, the skyline) like a green, funky fog?

Bot those days are over, kids, thanks to Subtle Butt disposable gas neutralizers–just $9.95 for a pack of 5!


  1. Peel off adhesive and stick Subtle Butt onto the inside of your underwear or pants, exactly where you think it goes.
  2. Go for it, Let’er rip, Have at it, Cut loose, Break wind, Gas it up
  3. When you’re done wearing Subtle Butt, remove and discard.  If any adhesive traces remain, use a damp cloth for removal.

Tips for Success:

  1. You want all the gas to pass through Subtle Butt.  So do what you need to do to ensure none sneaks around the edges.
  2. Subtle Butt can be applied to thongs by wrapping and securing it around the back.


Its a real and true product, available for discreet shopping–and has been highly tested (see the video on their webpage if you don’t believe me!) Now if only the Toot Tone were truly available to use in conjunction….




4 responses

23 06 2008

I saw a product like that on that America’s Great Invention (or whatever it’s called). You could just stick a few lumps of charcoal down your manties. But, then, it would LOOK like you had done SOMETHING whether you had or not.

In my grandma’s last years, she had that old people uncontrollable farting. It didn’t help when she brought attention to herself in public by trying to do the “backaway and fan”: maneuvers.

23 06 2008

My husband is really a 10-year-old at heart. He still loves to cut one just as we exit an elevator. Good Lord – I can’t take him anywhere!

24 06 2008

Ummm .. . yeahhhh .. *raises hand* I almost got fired for farting, as you well know 🙂

1 07 2008

When I let loose I usually RUN!


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