A group of us were at a rooftop bar the other night when someone from the group standing behind our table broke wind. Broke may be too delicate a term–they shattered it. I bet someone needed a fresh pair of undies when they got home. “How disgusting!” I thought. But who hasn’t at some point in their life let loose with a lil toot toot that hung over the room (or in this case, the skyline) like a green, funky fog?
Bot those days are over, kids, thanks to Subtle Butt disposable gas neutralizers–just $9.95 for a pack of 5!
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Its a real and true product, available for discreet shopping–and has been highly tested (see the video on their webpage if you don’t believe me!) Now if only the Toot Tone were truly available to use in conjunction….