Blue Light Special On Abstinence–Aisle Three!

5 06 2008

I’ve always thought sweat pants with writing across the ass were pretty tacky. (Sorry to the folks at Juicy Couture). But K-Mart takes it to a new level with these abstinence promoting sweats that proclaim “True Love Waits”

K-Mart’s website describes the sweats this way:

“Whether she is lounging around the house, going to practice, or doing her chores. These soft athletic style crop pants will keep her comfy. Perfect for wearing with her favorite sweatshirt or tee. These athletic pants boldly proclaim just where she stands by pointing out that “True Love Waits” in a large screen print on the front and back of these pants.

Now, I don’t have any problem with the message if that’s how you feel–but is the best way to get that message across by having a “bold abstinence screen print”  right up by the cootchie pop and emblazened across the ass? I mean, if those areas are off limits, why bring attention to them??  If you really want to make that point, print it on a big ole mamaw moo moo.

(thanks to Frank)




6 responses

5 06 2008

I was thinking a nun’s habit would work just as well.

5 06 2008
The Rev.

Or perhaps a suit or armor? That would certainly convey the message. Maybe an exterior chastity belt?

5 06 2008
The Vinyl Villager

you guys are onto something…
maybe an armor habit? with a big ole padlock up front that says “True Love Waits”? I think people would take that a little more seriously…

6 06 2008

I’m with you on the butt-writing pants being tacky. Once I saw this BIG girl with some Abercrombie shorts. At least, I think they were Abercrombie because they were shoved so far up her crack, they only said Aberombie.

12 06 2008

HAHAHAHAHA!!! And Wal Mart STILL sucks!

22 07 2008

When will they start carrying the boys’ version?

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