Everyone has that hard to buy for person on their shopping list. Well, if that person happens to have a streak of pervert (and who doesn’t?), a sick sense of humor, or just an appreciation for the lowest sort of pop culture, I suggest the following (assuming, of course, that they already have a portable stripper pole)
The Larry “I am not Gay” Craig Bobble Foot Doll
A limited edition piece commemorating the wide stance that made the Idaho senator famous! The St. Paul Saints gave these conversation pieces away to the first 2500 fans that showed up on May 25, 2008. Already making their way to eBay in the $40 to $60 range–this collectable is sure to appreciate in value.
And if you’re really looking for shock value, find a baker who can create:
The Two Girls One Cup Cake
Now, hopefully, you’re scratchin’ your head thinking “Whattina whirl is 2 girls 1 cup?” Do yourself a favor. Don’t try to find out. Ignorance really is bliss sometimes.