Coming soon to a store (I’m thinking “Big Lots”) near you–Carmen Electra’s portable stripper pole.
“I am so excited to have a new pole coming out, a portable stripper pole. The great thing about my portable pole is you can put it in your own living room or you can do the workout in your bedroom,” she said. “No one has to see you do it. It’s up to you — you can perform for your husband or boyfriend, or do it more as a workout and focus on that.”
Yeah, like people are gonna be buying these for a workout. I can’t wait to see the product warnings for this one. How long do you think it will be before there’s a lawsuit because the pole collapsed?