It’s not too late to send a gift to little Jamie Lynn Spears! Her registry at Babys R Us indicates that her little bastard still needs lots of stuff!
What will you send? I’m thinking the Bugaboo Cup Holder, so Aint Brit Brit will have a place for her frap. Or maybe the “My Breast Friend Wearable Nursing Pillow”.
I bet my Aint (that’s not a misspelling…in the south, your parent’s sisters or your uncles wives are called “aints” not “aunts”) Trailerpark Barbie could throw one heckuva baby shower for the underaged couple.