Children’s Books You Won’t Be Seeing Soon

12 03 2008

image017.jpg   (And, coming soon, “Where did Uncle Tinky Winky Learn to Lip-sync Cher?”)

image014.jpg  (With foreword by Jaime Lyn Spears)

image013.jpg  (Urges children to reduce their carbon footprint by reducing the amount of toilet paper they use)

image012.jpg  (Ghost written by Eliot Spitzer)

image011.jpg  (Free with your purchase of Correctol!)

image010.jpg (The TSA has asked that this book not be brought aboard domestic flights)

image008.jpg (excerpt: And I do it in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. It feels so good, so good, you see!)

image007.jpg (Ghostwritten by Silda Spitzer)

image006.jpg (also available, the sequel: “Paddington Makes a 4AM Run to the Waffle House”)

image0051.jpg (Special Edition, with remarks by Oklahoma Republican Sally Kern)

image004.jpg (Lessons in Brutal Honesty for kids 5 and up)

image001.jpg (Beginning lessons in self defense!)

image003.jpg (Ghostwritten by Sue Johannsen)

image016.jpg (Save THOUSANDS by introducing your child to lucrative careers that don’t require a college education!)




One response

12 03 2008

Bwahahahahahah….those are hilarious!

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