Internet Idiot for April 24, 2008

From a discussion regarding the recent study that a woman’s diet may influence the sex of her child:

“Sex of an child is not deturmend by diet it’s the feetises chooses the sex off of it’s invirment around the mother an father it’s not controlable or chooseable but the featise’s chooses it’s sex it’s self or the doctor’s could cause birth defect’s or sex drive defect’s altering the grouth of the fetises causes defect’s from fake or outside sorces of hormons!!!”

I wonder if this poster CHOSE to be this damned stupid as a fetus, or if he decided it later in life…

Internet Idiot for April 14, 2008

This one comes to us from a discussion on some “scientists” who will be searching for Sasquatch in the hills of WV, natch.

“How could I get in contact with your husband and his brother? I too believe strongly in bigfoot. Is there anyway you could message me or something and I could give ya’ll my phone number? I am a strong believer there is something in these woods as well, I live close to there. I would be more than happy to help your husband look for it.

Please let me know.

Thanks. “

 

Internet Idiot for March 29, 2009

Gosh, kids, I haven’t even finished my coffee and yet I’ve already come upon this gem, from a discussion on Hillary Clinton’s campaign:

 “She needs to run for the Boarder “not” presidentist LMBO.”

Do you think this poster means “border”…or does he just live somewhere that elects their kennel owners?

And PRESIDENTIST?? I really doubt the next resident of the White House will be able to do many root canals and fillings whilst running the free world.

Internet Idiot For March 28, 2008

From a discussion on whether or not seat belt laws apply to Amish buggies (you can’t make this stuff up, kids)

“Um who really cares, if the Omish don’t want to be talked about maybe they should cut their hair and shop at Wal-Mart, you know join us regular folks. “

It takes all kinds…

From time to time, I visit discussion forums. I’ve got a few bookmarked that deal with cars, a few with hobbies, a handful that deal with home improvement. They are a great place to get information, but the general discussion ones are also a great place to get a few laughs and really open your eyes to the sort of people we have to share the world with.  Here are a few gems from discussion forums that I just had to share.

 In a post titled “any places for a good pap smear” someone writes:

“anybody know of any good places to get a pap smear. somewhere clean and professional that doesnt poke your vagina to death”   And this gets asked why?? Was her last pap smear done at a Jiffy Lube with an air hammer?

From a thread on the “beat a dead horse” topic of gay rights:

“i think being gay is nasty i think they should not have any rights and they causes aids and dont know whats gonna happen when it’s the end of the world and these are the last days and all going to hell because that is a very bad sin because god didn’t make us girls for nothing”  He didn’t make punctuation marks for nothing either.

From a thread filled with propoganda on Barack Obama:

“When he was sworn into office he wouldn’t even put his hand on a bible, he made them use a Korean one.”  Do you think maybe this poster meant a Koran?