Coming Soon To a Dirty Book Store Near You: Octopussy?

Baby dispenser Nadya Suleman has received a job offer that seems to be a perfect match for her skill set. Since she has significant experience in A. withdrawing sperm, B. whoring herself out for the cameras, and C. using her reproductive bits to try to make a living for herself, the $1 million offer she has to star in a porno film is no doubt one that’s making her stretch marks quiver with excitement! Vivid entertainment has also hinted that, were Nadya to become a contract player with them (i.e. they think the idea of multiple movies starring her is a good idea…ick) they could even provide health insurance for her and her brood of test tube babies. (No word if their health plan covers fertility treatments.)

The Los Angeles NBC affiliate, perhaps summed it up best: “In case anyone was thinking that someone with that many children wouldn’t make a good porn star, keep in mind her numerous kids were all fathered through artificial insemination and delivered through C-section. We’re just saying.”