1. After driving back from the beach and being confronted with several examples of the most annoying humans on earth, I’ve made a decision. Of course the most annoying humans on earth are the clueless idiots who stay in the left lane no matter their speed, oblivious that they have been passed on the right by countless others. They are impossible to stereotype, as they come in all colors, all ages, and from all states. They are as likely to drive a Mercedes as they are to drive a Kia. Any-hoo. What I’ve decided is this. If I ever hear that I only have a few months to live, or am otherwise in a position to just not give a damn, Im gonna get myself a big ole truck with a big ole brush guard on the front and just push these people off the road. That’ll teach em.
2. We played Apples to Apples at the beach. I’d never heard of it, which must mean I’m out of the loop, because it won some kind of game of the year award in the 90’s. It was a lot of fun…if you haven’t played it–get together a group of friends who know each other well and have a ball.
3. I turn into a big kid at water parks. I love ‘em! One of my favorite things is the giant bucket of water that dumps over the playgrounds so many waterparks have now. If it doesn’t knock you down and break your hip its sure to make you feel like a kid again.
4. I was looking through some of the search terms that bring people to the Vinyl Village this morning. Now, I hope I don’t embarass anyone–however you got here, I’m glad to have you.
BUT….
“is the carmen electra stripper pole sturdy” I just picture some ginormous person trying to get all sexy on the pole.
“naked men in stirrups” sorry to disappoint you, but this isn’t that kinda site.
“naked tanning penis” well, yes, unfortunately there is something here to satisfy that query…
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