Comments on: Strange Things I’ve Done to my Penis

By: Red

Red — Mon, 05 May 2008 17:17:25 +0000

aaahahhaa! Sorry, can’t help but snicker. Im sure it hurt like fuck . . So do we get pictures?
Reminds me of when my brother-in-law got his cock n’ balls suctioned into a mason jar .. yeah, i may have to do a post about that.

By: Maxine

Maxine — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:06:40 +0000

You sad, sick, fuck. I simply adore you. You realize, of course, once we meet in person, I’ll immediately start snickering and won’t be able to stop. Ever.

I however, was in a bathhouse once, in one of the really dark rooms, and my little rubber cock ring was pulling on a couple of pubes, so I reached down to adjust it, but found it to be a bit slick and it shot off into the dark.

All I heard was, “Ouch!”

I’ve never been back to that particular establishment.

By: trailerparkbarbie

trailerparkbarbie — Thu, 01 May 2008 01:08:55 +0000

awww….ain’t that sweet. My poontang was your inspiration! Wait….that’s weird even for WV standards!

By: The Vinyl Villager

The Vinyl Villager — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:59:24 +0000

I read that one!! It gave me the courage to write this one actually.

By: trailerparkbarbie

trailerparkbarbie — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:51:53 +0000

OMG! I just spewed Diet Rite Pure Zero red raspberry soda (or as we white trash call it…pop) all over my keyboard which already has a fouled up “k” and “s”!

I know you told me to stop reading but that’s like telling an obese (fat is un-pc) chick to order only a salad at a buffet bar!

I hope you’re happy with your little wang stories, young man. I just read this to your cuzzin, TrailerparkSkipper over the phone. She dang near wrecked from laughing so hard!!!

This is truly one of the funniest things that I have ever read. A classic!
Ya know, I did a post called “Ow Ow Ow, My Poontang Hurts” and it has had over 4,000 readers. I bet your weinee post will past that number.

My sides are hurting from laughing.

By: The Vinyl Villager

The Vinyl Villager — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:49:51 +0000

It was, but its since been cured. LOL

By: Murray Trillionaire

Murray Trillionaire — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:47:54 +0000

Is your penis in therapy?

By: The Vinyl Villager

The Vinyl Villager — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:44:48 +0000

Lil Miss…had it happened yesterday, I couldnt talk about it. But once years have passed, I’m only left with the humor of the situation. Glad you enjoyed!

By: The Vinyl Villager

The Vinyl Villager — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:20:28 +0000

Kat…glad to get your morning off to a good start. Thanks for stopping by.

By: Kat

Kat — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 06:33:26 +0000

I found your blog only recently but now I gotta delurk and tell you that I have just snorted coffee through my nose and on my shirt while reading your post.

Even though I will now walk around in work with a coffee stain on my blouse it was well worth it. Thanks for the laugh.